Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.
Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character getting drunk with yours.
Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours.
Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.
Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.
Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours.
Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.
Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.
Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours.
Leave a “Quite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down.
Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them.
Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours.
Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines.
Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.
Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock.
Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]
Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]
Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around.
I don’t know how much say I have in the last couple staying. I’ll just have super-great smelling and touching and tasting powers. I’ll go around licking and fondling everyone. It’ll make me really popular.
Why does your life suck? What happened? They run out of chimichangas at the local mexican joint?
You can lick and fondle me anytime, buttdevil. You’re lucky I like you, or else that’d never happen.
I don’t really wanna talk about it. It’s depressing LOLNOTHAPPENING.
Right. Unconditionally. I’ll keep that in mind when I’ve gone deaf from your voice ringing in my ears.
How’ve you been, buddy?
Hey, don’t try and sell away another one of your senses. You won’t have many left after that, man.
I AM my life sucks. Wow, that was depressing. Yeah, it’s been pretty shitty recently but I’m not gonna sit here and complain my ass off about it.
Yes, well, love can mean a lot of things.
It means you loooooooooooove me, buttdevil. Unconditionally.
You’re perfect. I’m not counting on it but do you know how to dismantle and reassemble a car correctly?
If it’s anything like a gun, I’m there. Does it really need to go back together properly? I mean, if you’re pulling this prank, you probably don’t give a fuck about whoever’s car it is.
*Bucky came inside and spotted Wade laying on his bed.* Hey man, what’s going on? *He grabbed two beers and passed one to Wade, but he didn’t open his own. Instead he sat down on the edge of the bed.* The quietness is weirding me out. Know any good tunes?
-he takes the offered beer from Bucky but just leans over to stand it on the floor- Plenty. Can we not talk about me tonight? I’m so not in the mood for that -he strums out a quiet tune, fingers nimbly working the guitar strings-
Maybe it’s because you’re awesome. I mean, come on, you’re Wade fucking Wilson after all. I could have a beer, it’s no big deal to me. Here, I’ll be right over and I guess I’ll just stay until someone kicks me out. That work for you?
Works for me. Doors open, just come on in. I can’t be fucked to move off of my bed. Beers are in the fridge when you get here.
Seems like they cared enough to miss you when you left. Even though you didn’t and you’re still here. But you now, it’s the though that counts, people say. I haven’t seen you in forever, I could sing I guess and I wouldn’t pass up on hanging out.
Probably, yeah…Don’t know why. I’ve got some beers too, if you’re interested. Logan’s out with Rory for the night, so we’ve got a good few hours without being disturbed, if he decides to come back here. Depends on how long you feel like staying for, I guess.
Why is everyone freaking out about you being in Canada if you’re still right down the hall, man? I can hear your guitar from over here.
Because they’re idiots. I mean, really, you post one picture of yourself in a Canadian airport that you took two years ago, and eeeeveryone freaks out and thinks I’m in Canada. You wanna come hang out and jam or something? I’m in a mellow mood, and I heard you’re a good singer.
