September 2012
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Send Me Words
Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.
Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]
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August 2012
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devilishlydaring:
I don’t know how much say I have in the last couple staying. I’ll just have super-great smelling and touching and tasting powers. I’ll go around licking and fondling everyone. It’ll make me really popular.
Why does your life suck? What happened? They run out of chimichangas at the local mexican joint?
You can lick and fondle me anytime, buttdevil. You’re lucky I like...
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devilishlydaring:
Right. Unconditionally. I’ll keep that in mind when I’ve gone deaf from your voice ringing in my ears.
How’ve you been, buddy?
Hey, don’t try and sell away another one of your senses. You won’t have many left after that, man.
I AM my life sucks. Wow, that was depressing. Yeah, it’s been pretty shitty recently but I’m not gonna sit here and complain...
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devilishlydaring:
Yes, well, love can mean a lot of things.
It means you loooooooooooove me, buttdevil. Unconditionally.
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campusenchantress:
You’re perfect. I’m not counting on it but do you know how to dismantle and reassemble a car correctly?
If it’s anything like a gun, I’m there. Does it really need to go back together properly? I mean, if you’re pulling this prank, you probably don’t give a fuck about whoever’s car it is.
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Bored.
thewinterstudent:
*Bucky came inside and spotted Wade laying on his bed.* Hey man, what’s going on? *He grabbed two beers and passed one to Wade, but he didn’t open his own. Instead he sat down on the edge of the bed.* The quietness is weirding me out. Know any good tunes?
-he takes the offered beer from Bucky but just leans over to stand it on the floor- Plenty. Can we not talk about me...
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Bored.
thewinterstudent:
Maybe it’s because you’re awesome. I mean, come on, you’re Wade fucking Wilson after all. I could have a beer, it’s no big deal to me. Here, I’ll be right over and I guess I’ll just stay until someone kicks me out. That work for you?
Works for me. Doors open, just come on in. I can’t be fucked to move off of my bed. Beers are in the fridge when you get here.
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Bored.
thewinterstudent:
Seems like they cared enough to miss you when you left. Even though you didn’t and you’re still here. But you now, it’s the though that counts, people say. I haven’t seen you in forever, I could sing I guess and I wouldn’t pass up on hanging out.
Probably, yeah…Don’t know why. I’ve got some beers too, if you’re interested. Logan’s out with...
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Bored.
thewinterstudent:
Why is everyone freaking out about you being in Canada if you’re still right down the hall, man? I can hear your guitar from over here.
Because they’re idiots. I mean, really, you post one picture of yourself in a Canadian airport that you took two years ago, and eeeeveryone freaks out and thinks I’m in Canada. You wanna come hang out and jam or something?...
Bored.
themotormouthstudent:
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
Hooooooly shitballs, I can reblog myself. Anyway. Still bored. Campus is boring. Why so boring? I don’t know. Someone fix it.
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Bored.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
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I'm moving back to Canada.
asongofice-andducks:
Don’tgo.
Go fuck yourself. You don’t get to tell me what to do, asshole.
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I'm moving back to Canada.
pryde-rock:
Wadeykins…I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry. But that doesn’t change my mind about you, you’re not a coward, you never have been — you’re human, they’re not…they’re not the same thing you know. You’ve made mistakes, you’ll make more mistakes but please stop blaming yourself. Crapnuggets happen, life throws you curve balls, and all that cliche mumbo jumbo that hold some...
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pryde-rock-deactivated20120921 asked: "Waaaaadeeeyykkiiiinsss." Kitty wailed until she spotted her friend, running up to him and wrapping him up in a bear hug. "Hey, hey, so!" She kissed his nose, making an obnoxious sound as she performed the act. "I was dared to kiss you." Kitty nodded. "You're like, totally welcome~"
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I'm moving back to Canada.
pryde-rock:
Oh really? If Canada’s so great why did you come here in the first place then?
I have both selfish reasons and non selfish reasons for wanting you to stay: one, you’re my friend! I don’t want to see you leave, not in the middle of the semester and certainly not because you’re running away…I know it’s easier but all that does is put you in the habit of avoiding your problems....
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stark-at-shield replied to your post: I’m moving back to Canada.
Wait WHAT?
Yep. Off I go. Back to my homeland. Ohhh, Canadaaaa, our home and native laaaand.
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I'm moving back to Canada.
abigail-at-shield:
I was going to laugh my ass off at the Hitchhikers reference you made, but then I realized the overall point of what you said and I got too upset to laugh.
I know that you and I aren’t on the best of terms, Wade, but the school would go haywire if you left Campus for more than a month, let alone left the country without any intention of ever coming back.
Where the hell...
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I'm moving back to Canada.
pryde-rock:
Excuse me?
Oh no you don’t Mister Wadeykins! You don’t get to leave America and your friends behind! Yes, it sounds like you’ve had a few totally bogus experiences while here but you need to think on the brighter side of this lamp shade! Think about all the awesome people you’ve met! Bobby?! Peter?! Stark?! Natasha?! Everyone. Bad things happen to the best of us, bestie! But that...
I'm moving back to Canada.
Fuck you, America. You suck ass. You’ve done nothing but get me kicked, punched and even shot. So long and thanks for all the fish nothing.
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*whispering* Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Kurtshh, I gotta talk to Wade. Shhhstop giggling I hafta concentrate on my talkin’- WADE Wade you didn’t answer your phone when I called you probably becauseyou’re mada’me, but I dunno why because I’m mad at you because you pretended to kill a dude and I believed you- shhhhhhh, stop laffin’ Kurt, I’m bein’ serious...
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stark-at-shield:
Yes you are. Oh god I don`t think I even know the proper names for those, Wade. I go to wedding just to bang the braids maids. Of course you can be my maid of honor…whatever that is although I think the honor in me is long gone. But hey - I won`t be wearing white so…
…You have absolutely no clue, do you? God. What would you do without little ol’ me to point you...
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stark-at-shield:
Oh Jesus -laughs- I have no idea how you came up with those things. Yeah who knows we might just end up getting married. Will you be my bridesmaid, Wadey? I already have picked the wedding color I think you`d look stunning in red.
I’m just awesome, that’s how I come up with those things…WAIT. Wait, wait, wait…So I’m not your maid of honor? Wow....
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stark-at-shield:
-spills his Margarita laughing- Yeah well don`t go ordering our grave stones just yet…somehow it seems that I`m the one that`s more wrapped up in his feelings. And now that we are out and Steve isn’t talking to him. I don`t know how this will end, Wade.
Don’t worry, Starky-poo. I’m sure everything’s gonna be a-okay. Steve’ll start talking to him again,...
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stark-at-shield:
[text] I`m sorry Wade. You have a place to crash?
[TEXT] I’m gonna stay with Kitty tonight. We’re building a blanket fort. Thanks for the offer though. [/ENDTEXT]
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stark-at-shield:
That`s not true and you know it - heart isn`t just one definition, Wade. And you have lots of it. Oh, I always fantasy about you being my boyfriend all the hot sex we`d have…Mboy. No, I actually have an epic…love. I`m dating Barnes. Bucky Barnes? You know him, right?
YOU’RE DATING THE BUCKSTER!? Anthony Edward Stark Naked, you bagged a hottie. I’m proud of you,...
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stark-at-shield:
Hell yeah buddy! That`s us Joey and Chandler. Epic bromance hug watching reruns of Baywatch and pretty people running. It`ll be a sweet life. Come here give me a hug.
I know you have heart Wade, you probably have more heart than anyone on the campus, I`m just saying that people can worry about you, okay? I mean he probably was too. If you were my boyfriend coming home the...
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stark-at-shield:
If you are Joey can i be Chandler? I have the snark to be Chandler. Oh man…boobs, I just want to get int here and…you know all the fun stuff. -laughs-
Well first of all I don`t make sense because I`m on like my fourth Margarita. And second of all…Do you? Care about him? I mean because of you do then - eh, go and fix it, take your shirt off show the abs and be all sexy sexy so...
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asongofice-andducks:
Get out. Now.
Fine.
I’m going. Don’t bother letting me fucking apologise. Don’t bother fucking trying to call me or text me either, I’m fucking out. You don’t get to fucking throw punches at me. I’m fucking done. Fuck you.
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stark-at-shield:
Yeah, man you really don`t share food, do you? I`ll get my own, btw the waitress…did you see the …Did ya? Those are. I appreciate that Wade, I love you too my man.
You know there is a part of me that is really not convinced that it`s a toy, but I`ll say nothing. He did? That`s a good boy you have there Wade, most of the people would have called the cops on you, you realize...
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asongofice-andducks:
…Ow! That hurt! What the hell, Bobby, there was no need for that!
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stark-at-shield:
Yeah? What a coincidence here I have pretty much the same top five reasons for loving my whiskey. It doesn`t talk back - mostly makes you talk to yourself in the mirror, and let`s face it - a pretty good conversations those are. Good reasoning, man.Also yea, there is the loving part - that one feels pretty good.
Wait? So you came back home? Covered in blood - telling him you...
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asongofice-andducks:
It was a prank.
I know, it was awesome. Round of applause for me.
You thought it was a good prank, right? Riiiiiight?
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stark-at-shield:
No, you never had - I think you should tell me all about how much you love chimichanagas, Wadey. Really? Hunny-bunny? What prank you pulled on him, also I think he`ll come around - I mean you are pretty handsome he has to come back for some of that.
Here’s the top five reasons I love chimichangas. Reason number one, they taste like victory. Reason number two, they...
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asongofice-andducks:
I mean, it was funny. It was a funny prank.
It was funny, right?
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stark-at-shield:
I could really use a good drink right now. And damn if margaritas don`t sound good right now, Wadey.So while we eat and drink AT THE SAME TIME - How have you been?
MAGICAL TIMESKIP TO MY FAVORITE MEXICAN RESTAURANT.
Have I ever told you how much I love chimichangas? Okay, so here’s the sitch, KP. I pulled a prank on my boyfriend, and now I think he hates me and...
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stark-at-shield:
See, you are picking up what I`m putting down.
What about Margaritas immediately!
WHAT ABOUT MARGARITAS YESTERDAY.
But seriously, lets go for margaritas and chimichangas, BECAUSE WE CAN LEGALLY HAVE ALCOHOL AND FOOD AT THE SAME TIME. Take that, motherfuckers. Sucks for you underage bitches.
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stark-at-shield replied to your post: Wadeey?
How about Margaritas? Hm?
Umluckapoolacallahiamacarenacottopeurtosanayahiacasabina. Umluckapoolacallahiamacarena EEEEEEEEY MARGARITA, AY-EE.
…What about Margaritas now?
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pryde-rock:
Sounds perfect!!
Oh, question! Why do you need to crash on my floor? …Do I need to have words with Logan again? Because I will! And they’ll be only kind of nice and ramble-y.
Oooo, breakfast time! If you get to my room before me, I’ll leave the key in a super secret hiding spot for you to find. (I’ll text you with the Intel later, or find you and whisper it all James Bond...
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